| BENDER
BENDING RODRIGUEZ is a Unit 22 Bending Unit made
in Mexico, child number 1729 of a robotic arm mother and a
father killed by a can opener. He is a heavy drinker and smoker
for mechanical reasons but he pathologically steals, cheats,
and lies for fun. His electricity dependency is under control.
He
is 40% zinc, 40% titanium, and 40% dolomite, but he was briefly
made of wood and once converted into an Olympic medalist fembot.
He is a devotee of All My Circuits, having appeared on the
show after serving as a water heater for its star Calculon
(whom he stalked and nearly married). He toured with Beck,
escaped from Robot Hell, and suffered the curse of the werecar.
You know, the usual stuff. |