HERMES - Hermes Conrad is Planet Express's own Grade 35 bureaucrat but he's so much more. He has been a Grade 37 bureaucrat, a Grade 36 bureaucrat, and, for a shining time, a Grade 34 bureaucrat. Aside from being able to file, collate, and organize, he can fill out, requisition, staple, clip, bind, fold, spindle or mutilate anything or anybody. He has a form for doing everything and an application for doing nothing. Aside from being an officious office official, he has achieved Olympic status in the cutthroat world of competitive limbo. Being Jamaican, there is no meat that man can't jerk. He is husband to the very tall LaBarbara, and father to the dreded Dwight.

Includes Roberto Build-A-Bot part