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BRANNIGAN - A 25-star major general webelo
of the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP) whose feats of valor
are the stuff of legends, nowhere more so than in his own
publicity materials. Captain of the Nimbus and author of the
"Big Book of War," he defeated the pacifists of
the Gandhi nebula, bounced the ball aliens out of Spheron
1 (their home planet), and beat the Killbots by sending in
waves of men until they reached their preset kill-limits.
A sublime warrior, he can make love as well, snu-snuing until
bruised with Amazonians and seducing Leela with a one-two
punch of champag-ne and whimpering. He is best known for "Brannigan's
Law" which he vigorously enforces but doesn't pretend
to understand.
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