FULL NAME: John Zoidberg
OCCUPATION: Staff Doctor, Planet Express
BIRTHPLACE: Decapod 10
FAVORITE THINGS: Free Lunch, Stand-Up Comedy, Avoiding Fin Rot

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS:
• Zoidberg is the nephew of silent-holo star
Harold Zoid
• Lost his medical degree in a volcano
• Homeless, Zoidberg lives in Professor Farnsworth's Maternifuge Machine
• Expels ink when threatened